你在學校又干什么見不得人的事啦?
Son: Papa, what' s the meaning of " Like father, like son"?
Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?
兒子:爸爸,“有其父必有其子”是什么意思呀?
父親:狗崽子,你在學校又干什么見不得人的事啦?
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