趣味圖片英語笑話:the new thing 新事物(雙語)
Just keep still with the meat sticks in your mouths ...
只需保持你嘴里的肉棒不動……
Both Josh and Sally felt completely safe having read that this was "the new thing"
約翰和莎莉知道這是“新事物”后決定非常安全
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