世界上最愛你的女人。

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   One evening I drove my husband’s car to the shopping mall.
   On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out."The woman who loves you the
   ?most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield."
   My husband looked up and said, "Mom’s here?"
   一天晚上我開著丈夫的車去購物,
   回來后發現車身沾滿灰塵,于是擦洗了一陣。當我終于走進屋里時大聲喊:“世界上最愛你的女人剛擦洗了你的車燈和擋風玻璃。”

我丈夫抬頭看了看,說:“媽媽來了?”

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