No Cavities
A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit, "Hey mom, the says I have no cavities. "
His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,“It‘s impossible ――you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!
Then the boy opened his mouth ――he had not a tooth left!
我沒有蛀牙
小男孩兒看完牙醫，面帶微笑地回到家：“嘿，媽媽，牙醫說，我一顆蛀牙也沒有了。”
媽媽驚訝地瞪大眼睛：“不可能――你每回上床睡覺前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且從來不刷牙！”
這時，男孩兒張開了嘴巴――他的牙全被拔光了。
Notes:
Cavities: n.蛀牙
dentist n.牙科醫生
stared at v.(～at)凝視,盯著看
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