對(duì)不起，這次我買(mǎi)廁紙
A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the check out counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of older people buy cat food to eat, and the government requires proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store, and they sold her the cat food.
The next day, she tried to buy three cans of dog food. Again the cashier demanded proof that she had a dog, because older people sometimes eat dog food.
She went home and brought in her dog, and they sold her dog food.
The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid, and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole but the cashier refused, saying "No, you might have a snake in there." The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and exclaimed, "That smells like shit." The little old lady said, "It is. Now can I buy three rolls of toilet paper?"
一個(gè)小老太太去一家雜貨鋪買(mǎi)貓食，她拿了三罐去交錢(qián)。
收銀臺(tái)小姐：“如果你不能證明你有一只貓，我們就不能賣(mài)給你貓糧?！币?yàn)楹芏嗬先速I(mǎi)貓食自己吃，所以政府要求買(mǎi)貓糧的人必須證明貓糧是買(mǎi)給貓吃的。
老太太只好回家去把自己的貓抱來(lái)，售貨員這才把貓食賣(mài)給她。
第二天，老太太又想買(mǎi)三罐狗糧，結(jié)果收銀臺(tái)小姐又提出了同樣的要求，因?yàn)槔夏耆擞袝r(shí)也吃狗糧。
她只好又回家去把自己的狗抱來(lái)。他們把狗糧賣(mài)給了她。
第三天，老太太抱了個(gè)盒子來(lái)，盒子的蓋子上有個(gè)洞。她讓收銀員伸手進(jìn)去摸，可收銀員拒絕了，說(shuō)：“不，你可能放了一條蛇在里面”。老太太保證里面沒(méi)有對(duì)她有害的東西。收銀員把手伸進(jìn)去，摸了下伸出來(lái)，喊到：“它聞起來(lái)象大便”。老太太說(shuō)：“沒(méi)錯(cuò)，因?yàn)槲医裉煲I(mǎi)三卷廁紙 ?！?/p>
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