Waste or Save
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?
Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?
中文:
父親:噢,杰克,你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?
杰克:我知道,爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢,是不是?
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