英漢雙語笑話：你是同性戀嗎？Are You Gay?
a man dies and due to his evil and sinful life, goes to hell. the devil himself meets him at the gates of hell and tells him, "i don't know what all you've heard up there, but hell isn't all that bad a place. let me ask you, do you like to smoke?"
the man answers, "yes, i do"
"oh, good then," the devil says, "you'll love mondays. every monday we all sit around and smoke cigarettes, cigars, pipes, try out new types of tobacco. do you like to drink?"
the man answers, "yeah, sure, i like to drink."
the devil says, "good, you'll love tuesdays, then. all we do on tuesdays is sit around and drink beer, wine, and all kinds of different mixed drinks."
"you'll just love tuesdays. do you like to swear?"
"sure," says the man, "i swear a lot."
"great then. you'll love wednesdays."
the devil says, "on wednesdays, all we do is sit around and swear a lot, we try to make up new cuss words, and have a great time, you'll just love wednesdays."
"oh, by the way," asks the devil, "are you gay?"
"hell no," the man replies, "i hate fags!"
the devil look at him, and says, "then you're gonna hate thursdays."
一名男子由于罪孽深重死后進了地獄。魔鬼在門口迎接他問道：“我不清楚你聽說過的地獄是什么樣，但這絕不是你想象中的那么遭。那我問你，你喜歡抽煙嗎？”
男子回答道：“是的。”
“太好了”，魔鬼說，“你會愛上星期一的。每周一我們都會坐在這里抽煙，雪茄，煙斗，嘗試各種煙草。你喜歡喝酒嗎？”
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