英漢雙語笑話：20美元看最好朋友的妻子的乳房
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a husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his wife. shortly after leaving, the doorbell rings.
it is her husbands best friend and she invites him in. since she is in her bathrobe the man says to her "you have the nicest breasts". she says "thanks but my husband would be mad if he heard you".
he replies "i would pay you $10 just to see one of them". she thinks for a minute and decides to do it.
丈夫出去買夫妻倆的午餐。他離開不久后門鈴響。
是他的好朋友，妻子便讓他進來。因為她還穿著浴袍，那男人對她說，“你的胸部真是美極了。”她說，“謝謝，不過要是讓我丈夫聽見他會很生氣的。”
他說，“我付你10美元，讓我看一個。”她想了一分鐘，然后同意了。
他說，“哇哦，那是我見過的最完美的乳房了....如果你兩個讓我一起看。我再給你10美元。”
做完，他給了她錢然后離開了。她丈夫回來后，她說，“你的好朋友剛才來順便看看你。”他問，“那他有沒有把欠我的20美元還給我？”
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