只有一次Only Once--雙語幽默笑話
Only Once
只有一次
A novice lion tamer was being interviewed. "I understand your father was also a lion tamer," the reporter queried.
一位馴獅新手正在接受采訪。“我知道你的父親也是個馴獅手，”記者說。
"Yes, he was," the man replied.
“他過去是。”那人回答說。
"Do you actually put your head in the lion's mouth?"
“你真的把頭伸進過獅子的嘴里嗎？”
"I did it only once," said the new tamer, "to look for Dad."
“只有一次，”那位馴獅新手說，“為了找我爸爸。”
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