是誰導致的饑荒--雙語幽默笑話
a very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby.
在旅館大廳里，一個非常瘦的人遇到了一個非常胖的人。
"from your looks," said the fat man, "there might have been a famine."
胖子說：“看你的樣子，可能有過饑荒。”
"yes," was the reply, "and from your looks, you might have caused it."
“是的，”瘦子回答說，“看你的樣子，饑荒可能是你造成的。”
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