時(shí)間證據(jù)的丟失--雙語(yǔ)幽默笑話
police: when can it be that the thieves broke into your house?
警察：你估計(jì)小偷是什么時(shí)候進(jìn)入你家的？
owner: how could i know as my watch was stolen?
失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知道是什么時(shí)候？
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