催單Reminder--雙語幽默笑話

閱讀 : 次

Reminder

催　單

In the veterinary office where I'm a technician, we mail out reminders when pets are due for vaccinations. Bruno, a German shepherd, arrived for his annual rabies shot, and we were required by state law to ask his owner if Bruno had bitten anyone in the last ten days. "Oh yes, in fact that's why we're here," she replied. Surprised, I told her we assumed they'd come in because of our reminder.

我是一家獸醫站的技師。當動物到了該注射疫苗的時候，我們就寄出催單。一條德國物質牧羊犬布魯諾來做每年一次的狂犬疫苗注射。我們依照州法律的要求詢問他的主人，在過去的十天里布魯諾是否咬了什么人。“噢，是的。事實上這正是我們到這兒來的原因，”她回答說。我覺得奇怪，告訴她我們以為他們是因為收到了我們的催單才來的。

"We did," she explained. "Bruno bit the mail carrier who was delivering your card."

“的確如此，”她解釋道。“布魯諾咬了給你們送催單的郵遞員。”

更多英語笑話英語小笑話英文笑話英語幽默小故事相關文章和資料，請繼續關注英語作文大全

本文標題：催單Reminder--雙語幽默笑話 - 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
本文地址：http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/6385.html

上一篇：加菲貓對圣誕禮物很是好奇-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫下一篇：創造性Creative--雙語幽默笑話

禍不單行

Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not del...
2018-11-25 英語笑話
Bicycling Uphill

Panting and sweating, two men on a tandem bicycle finally made it to the top of a steep hill. "That was a tough climb," said the front rider. "Sure was," replied the second. "And if...
2019-01-18 英語笑話
Doctors Joke (42)

　　Old Granny Parkinson had won over half a million dollars in the lottery，but as she was a frail little woman her family was concerned that the shock of hearing the news might prove too much for...
2018-12-29 英語笑話
躺在車子的前面是一頭驢子。

A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected a large crowd gathered. A newspaper reporter anxious to get his story could not get near the car.Being a clever so...
2018-11-25 英語笑話
第一次坐飛機

　　Mr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day when a friend offered to take him for a ride in his own small phane, Mr. Johnson was...
2019-01-06 英語笑話
The blondes applauded

　　Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde， one was a brunette.　　As a group they decided that o...
2018-12-25 英語笑話
趣味圖片英語笑話：Ironman 鐵人（雙語）

Ironman at his annual check up鐵人的年度檢查更多英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事相關文章和資料，請繼續關注英語作文大全...
2018-11-06 英語笑話
第106期雙語笑話加練習題我是警察

　　When my husband, Jack, was a police officer, he once approached a home guarded by two ferocious dogs. They lunged at the screen door with such force that it opened, and...
2018-11-28 英語笑話
現在是凌晨兩點鐘了！

　　While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends as...
2018-11-29 英語笑話
Man Vs. Woman Joke(7)

　　A head-on collision occurred between a man and a woman. Both emerged from the scene intact while their cars were totally demolished. The woman said，“This is quite a predicament. We should drin...
2019-01-02 英語笑話