Mother Not Knowing How to Raise Children
“Mommy has no idea how to raise children，” said Dingding to his father.
“How can you say such a thing？” replied the father.
“Well， Mommy always sends me to bed at night when I'm not sleepy， and wakes me up in the morning when I am.”
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