第1438期雙語(yǔ)笑話 Where Am I 我在哪兒

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Where Am I 我在哪兒

An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."

一個(gè)英國(guó)人在鄉(xiāng)下開(kāi)車時(shí)迷了路，他看見(jiàn)一個(gè)農(nóng)民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把車開(kāi)過(guò)去問(wèn)那位農(nóng)民：“勞駕，您能告訴我我現(xiàn)在這是在哪兒?jiǎn)幔?rdquo; “可以。”農(nóng)夫奇怪地看了看他，然后說(shuō)道：“你現(xiàn)在在你的車子里，先生。”

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