你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。
Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 world peace. That's impossible, he said.
有一次上帝來到我面前答應了我一個愿望。我說我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他說。
Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said, "Let me try world peace".
然后我請讓你變聰明。他說：“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”
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