一對夫婦坐在一個餐館
The couple seated in a restaurant seemed to be having a wonderful time. But as the woman glanced away from the table, their waiter suddenly rushed over.
"Madam, look," he said. "Your husband just slid under the table."
"No, he didn't," she replied. "My husband just came in the door."
似乎有一個美好的時光。但是當(dāng)那女子向旁邊瞥了一眼時，侍者突然沖了過來。“夫人，聽著，”他說。”你的丈夫滑到桌子底下去了。”“不，他沒有，”她回答說。”我丈夫剛從門外進(jìn)來。”
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