雙語笑話 Imitate Birds
Imitate Birds
A man tried to get a job in a stage show. What can you do? asked the producer.
Imitate birds, the man said.
Are you kidding? answered the producer, People like that are a dime a dozen.
Well, I guess that's that. said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
模仿鳥兒
一個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。你能干什么呢？負責人問。
模仿鳥兒，那人說。
你在開玩笑吧？負責人答道，那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打。
噢，那就算了。那名演員說著，展開翅膀，飛出了窗口。
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