英語笑話中英對照

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All-purpose Dissolvent （萬能溶劑）　　A young man saw Edison, said : “I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve（溶解） all materials.” Edison asked a question in reply : “ In that case, what container shall you hold it with?” 　　一個后生找到愛迪生，說：“我準備研制一種萬能溶劑，它能溶解一切物質。”愛迪生反問：“那你用什么來盛它呢？”Anxious (著急)　　The wife says to the neighbor:" My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went . It really gives me a hangup（難以擺脫的煩惱，焦慮）!"An insider(知情人) says:" Let it be. Would you know where he went, I dare to say that you would be more anxious ." 　　妻子對鄰居說：“丈夫一晚上都沒回家，也不知道他干什么去了，真叫我著急！”一個知情人說：“算了，你要知道他干什么去了，我敢說你會更著急。”

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