英語(yǔ)笑話三則

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1.The Fish Net
"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
魚網(wǎng)
"你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安？" 老師發(fā)問(wèn)道。
"把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網(wǎng)了。" 小女孩回答道。

2.The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
新老師
9月1日，喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
"喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎？" 媽媽問(wèn)。
"媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。"

　　3. A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考試
在一次物理考試時(shí)，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時(shí)，尼克很快就答好了第一個(gè)問(wèn)題。
這個(gè)問(wèn)題是：為什么在打雷時(shí)，我們總是先看到閃電后聽(tīng)到雷聲？
尼克的回答是：因?yàn)檠劬υ谇埃湓诤?p>更多英語(yǔ)笑話、英語(yǔ)小笑話、英文笑話、英語(yǔ)幽默小故事，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)作文大全

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