奇怪的電話
A strange call
A Chicago family was having dinner when the phone rung. The maid answered and said, "It sure is!" and hung up. The same thing happened five minutes later." What's going on?" asked the father.
"Some crackpot, " explained the maid, "keeps calling to say, "It's long distance from New York."
奇怪的電話
芝加哥的一家人正在吃晚飯時，電話響了。女仆去接電話并說道，“當然是。”就掛掉了。五分鐘后同樣的事情發生了。“怎么回事？”父親問道。 “一個瘋子，”女仆解釋說，“他總是堅持說'從紐約到這非常遠（這是紐約的長途）'.”
今天第一次換版后發貼,都有些找不到北了.暈.好多功能與原來不一樣了.
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