New Year Resolution
Hoping to excite student interest in our reading center， I asked each teacher to write a New Year's resolution on a special form and send it to me. After I posted the resolutions on the bulletin board in the reading center， one young teacher stopped by， looked at them for a few minutes， and then left abruptly. Passing two teachers on their way in， she stormed， "My resolution isn't posted - and mine was one of the first ones in！" I couldn't help but overhear， and the tone of her voice sent me flying to my desk in search of a misplaced resolution. Looking rapidly through stacks of papers， I uncovered hers. It read， "I resolve not to let little things upset me. "
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