學(xué)哪個專業(yè)更適合--雙語幽默漫畫
"You should major in Business,but minor in Zoology.You need to learn about the bears and bulls,but also the weasels,snakes,and jackasses!"
你應(yīng)該學(xué)商務(wù)專業(yè),而不是動物學(xué)專業(yè)。你需要研究熊和牛,鼬鼠、蛇和驢子。
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