咖啡問題
A man was at the doctor's office. “Every time I drink a cup of coffee， Doctor， I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do？” he asked .
“Take the spoon out of your cup. ” answered the doctor.
Notes：
（1） stabbing adj.刺痛的
（2） spoon n.匙子
Exercises：
根據短文回答下列問題：
① Where was the man？
② What problem did he have？
③ In which eye did he have the problem？
④ How did the doctor answer him？
⑤ Do you think the doctor was only joking？
咖啡問題
一位男子來到醫生的辦公室。“醫生，每次我喝咖啡，我的右眼都有刺痛感。您說我該怎么辦？”他問道。
“把勺子從咖啡杯里拿出來。”醫生回答說。
練習參考答案：
① At the doctor's office.
② He had a stabbing pain in the eye.
③ The right eye.
④ The doctor told him to take the spoon out of the cup every time he had a cup of coffee.
⑤ No.
幽默 笑話本文地址：http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/73843.html
相關文章
-
雙語幽默漫畫：直言賈禍，千萬不要嫌棄愛人家務做得不好
i bought this jeweler's eye-piece at a yard sale. 我今天在二手市場買了個小玩意兒，珠寶鑒定放大鏡。it's amazing! you can see the tinest details on things. 易于攜帶，使用方便，捕捉任何細節，很好玩。wh...
2018-10-30 英語笑話 -
英語小笑話 - Little Johnny
Little Johnny kept disrupting his third grade class by regularly letting loud farts. His teacher kept him after school. When she insisted on knowing why he exhibi...
2019-03-20 英語笑話 -
現在是凌晨兩點鐘了！
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends as...
2018-11-29 英語笑話 -
Farmer Joke(13)
A tornado hit a farmhouse just before dawn. It lifted the roof off，picked up the beds on which the farmer and his wife slept，and set them down gently in the next county. The wife began to cry.“...
2018-12-29 英語笑話 -
Marriage Joke(10)
About 3：30 in the morning，a wife wakes up to find she is alone in the bed and she can hear her husband crying uncontrollably. She gets up and starts to look for him. He‘s not in the bathroom，liv...
2018-12-31 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：interpreters 同聲傳譯（雙語）
No problem, honey, you do whatever you feel like ...沒問題,親愛的,你做你想做的…Stay home, for God's sake, stay home...呆在家里,看在上帝的份上,呆在家里…Relationship interpreters...
2018-11-07 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：Spin doctors were also around when Napoleon reigned 拿破侖的公關
趣味圖片英語笑話：Spin doctors were also around when Napoleon reigned 拿破侖的公關Spin doctors were also present at the time of Napoleon. 拿破侖時期就有公關人員了。 更多 英...
2018-10-31 英語笑話
