醉著到家
酒吧,一個(gè)男人隔幾分鐘就會(huì)從椅子上摔下來,很明顯,他醉了,于是酒吧的招待對(duì)酒吧里的另一個(gè)男士說:“為什么不做個(gè)好人送他回家呢?”
這位男士帶著醉漢出了門并領(lǐng)進(jìn)他的車,其中他絆倒至少十次。他們開車行駛著,醉漢指著他家到了。男士停下車,扶喝漢跌跌跌撞撞上了臺(tái)階。
醉漢妻子在門口招呼他們:“謝謝您幫我?guī)丶遥撬妮喴卧谀哪兀俊?/p>
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