Family Joke(40)
Customer:Waiter,Waiter,“what‘s this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter:“Looks like the backstroke sir”
幽默 笑話本文地址:http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/78611.html
相關文章
-
因為我不會拼阿諾施瓦辛格
Our granddaughter's second-grade class was asked to write about their personal heroes. Her father was flattered to find out that she had chosen him. "Why did you pick me?" h...
2018-11-28 英語笑話 -
英語幽默小故事帶翻譯:Senior citizens 老年公民(中英雙語)
161.Senior citizens161.老年公民My husband,Michael,a bus driver,was passing a deserted bus stop when one of his passengers called out that a woman wanted to get on. He p...
2018-11-03 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話:the meaning of life 生命的意義(雙語)
I'm looking for the meaning of life!我在尋找生命的意義!Should be easy to find ... Where did you last see it?應該很容易找到…你最后看到了嗎?What lead Jeff to re-enlist in college, join a...
2018-11-06 英語笑話 -
外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹35:人就是這樣 (中英)
A Jew opens a kosher restaurant in London and puts a notice in the window:"ARABS NOT WELCOME"; a couple of days later, a person of obviously Arab origin walks in and requests a sandwich-so th...
2018-10-31 英語笑話 -
小故事背誦達人第2篇:Amazing Pet
Unit 2 Amazing Pet 單元 2 令人驚訝的寵物 A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everyting. The shop owner suggests a faithful...
2018-11-26 英語笑話 -
55.The Mistaken Father
The morning following the birth of our first child, my husband was mistakenly directed to the room of another new mother on th...
2018-10-29 英語笑話 -
英漢幽默故事選讀【138】
A Holiday from School Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go. If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a headache, he as...
2019-01-06 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話:Grumpy Cat 壞脾氣貓(雙語)
Listen, pal, how can this Grumpy Cat phenomenon explode, when it's my thing to be grumpy and be a cat. You're my agent, Jerry! Do something!聽著,伙計,這壞脾氣貓如何火的,成為脾氣暴躁的貓應是我...
2018-11-07 英語笑話 -
Such a Long Dog(如此長的狗) 英漢雙語笑話
Such a Long Dog(如此長的狗) 英漢雙語笑話Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The b...
2018-11-25 英語笑話