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Elderly Joke(31)

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  An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist“Paint me with diamond earrings,a diamond necklace,emerald bracelets,a ruby broach,and gold Rolex.”“But you are not wearing any of those things”replied the artist.

  “I know,”she said.“It‘s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away,and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.”

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