Doctors Joke(12)
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there，waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike. The mechanic shouted across the garage，“Hey，Doc，can I ask you a question？”
The surgeon a bit surprised，walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up，wiped his hands on a rag and asked，“So Doc，look at this engine. I open its heart，take valves out，fix‘em，put’em back in，and when I finish，it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks，when you and I are doing basically the same work？”
The surgeon paused，smiled and leaned over，and whispered to the mechanic……
“Try doing it with the engine running.”
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