你需要辣椒醬還是番茄醬？
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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door at the first house on the street.Before the lady could speak,the enthusiastc salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.＂Madam,if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner,I will est it all!＂exclaimed the eager salesman.＂Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?＂asked the lady.The bewildered salesman asked,＂Why ,madam?＂＂There’s no electricity in the house,＂said the lady.
一個吸塵器推銷員敲開街上第一戶人家的門。女主人還沒來得及說話，推銷員就沖進屋子，打開大黑塑料袋，把牛糞倒在地毯上說，“夫人，如果我不能用這個吸塵器清理干凈，就吃掉這些牛糞！”女主人問：“你需要辣椒醬還是番茄醬？”推銷員疑惑的問：“為什么？”女主人說：“屋里沒電。”
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