觀眾鼓掌的時(shí)候可要留神。
"Can I go to the theatre?"asked a mosquito to her mother."Yes,but be aware and pay attention during the applause."
“我可以去電影院?jiǎn)幔俊币恢晃米訂枊寢尅!翱梢裕且⌒模^眾鼓掌的時(shí)候可要留神。”
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