看笑話學英語43:Business Just Started開張大吉
聽笑話學英語43:Business Just Started開張大吉
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
一個年輕人的公司剛剛開張。他租用了漂亮的辦公室，辦公室內還放上了古董作裝飾。
Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.
一個年輕人的公司剛剛開張。他租用了漂亮的辦公室，辦公室內還放上了古董作裝飾。
He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."
為顯示他是個成功的老板，這位年輕的生意人拿起電話假裝正在談大買賣，張觜就是三、五個億，閉觜就說一切搞定、沒問題！好不容易電話“打”完，掛上聽筒，年輕人問進來的那人，“您有事嗎？”那人說，“有事，我是來給你開通電話的”。
英語單詞短語學習：
activate ['æktiveit]
v. 激活，使活動，起動
pretend [pri'tend]
v. 假裝，裝作
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