爆笑英語幽默笑話精選06：A Story Of Professor教授趣事（英漢雙語笑話）
6.A Story Of Professor
6.教授趣事
Richer Allan was so forgetful that sometimes he forgot what he was talking about in the middle of a sentence. His wife has to constantly remind him about his appointments，his classes一even his meals.Since Allan was a professor at a well一known university，his forgetfulness was often an embarrassment. It was not that he was not intelligent，as some critical people，tended to say. He was just very，very absent-minded.
理查德·艾倫非常健忘，以至于有時候他會忘記自己在說什么，因此他的妻子不得不經常提醒他去赴約，去上課—甚至去吃飯。可是作為一名知名大學的教授，艾倫的健忘癥卻經常讓他很難堪。但這并不像一些吹毛求疵的人說的那樣是因為他并不聰明，他只不過非常、非常健忘。
One hot summer day，Professor Allan decided to take his children to the beach. The seaside town he planed to visit was about a three一hour train ride away. To make the trip more interesting for his children，he kept the name of the town a secret. Unfortunately，by the time Allan had arrived the train station，the poor forgetful man had forgotten the name of the destination himself. Luckily，a friend of his happened to be in the station. He offered to take care of his children，while Allan went back home to find out where he was going.
在一個炎熱的夏日，艾倫教授打算帶上他的孩子們到海灘去。去海邊小鎮(zhèn)大約得坐三個小時的火車。為了讓這次旅行更有趣，他一直沒告訴孩子小鎮(zhèn)的名字。不幸得很，當艾倫到達火車站的時候，這個可憐的健忘的人把目的地忘得一干二凈了。不過幸虧他的一個朋友恰好在火車站，于是他幫助艾倫照顧孩子們，而艾倫則回家問問他到底要去哪兒。
The professor's wife was surprised to see him again so soon，but she was amused when she heard what the matter was. She distributed his memory，so she wrote the name of the town on a piece of paper. Satisfied that she had solved the problem，she sent her husband off again. Ten minutes later she was astonished to see him outside the house again. What was the matter now? The professor had forgotten where he had left his children.
教授的妻子見他這么快就回來了，感到非常吃驚，但當她知道事情始末的時候卻被逗樂了。她信不過丈夫的記憶力，于是就把小鎮(zhèn)的名字寫在一張紙上。當解決完問題之后，她滿意地目送丈夫又一次離去。但是十分鐘之后他又回到了門外，她大吃一驚。現在又怎么了?原來是教授忘了他把孩引門留在哪兒了。
distribute vt.分發(fā);分配;散布，分布
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