英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯:真的更長壽嗎(雙語)
Sonny:Hi,Gramps.
桑尼:爺爺您好。
Gramps: Hi Sonny…What did you learn in school today?
爺爺:嗨今天在學校學了什么?
Sonny: That laughter can add many years to your life!
桑尼:笑聲可以給你更長壽!
Sonny: Where’re you goin’ Gramps?Gramps: To burn all my joke books
桑尼:你到哪里去你呢,爺爺?
爺爺:燒了我所有的笑話書
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