外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹45:荒誕哲學 (中英)
"God is Dead.” –Nietzsche
尼采說:“上帝死了。”
"Nietzsche is dead. " –God
上帝說:“尼采死了。”
"Therefore, Nietzsche is God. "-Plato
柏拉圖說:“這樣看來,尼采就是上帝。”
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