英語(yǔ)笑話：補(bǔ)衣服

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To patch the hole of pants
補(bǔ)衣服

A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. "I feel terrible, " she said. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.”
一位年輕的丈夫下班回到家里，發(fā)現(xiàn)新娘心煩意亂。“我心里太難受了，她說(shuō)，我在給你熨西裝時(shí)把褲子的臀部燒了個(gè)大洞。 ”

"Forget It,n"said her husband. "Remember that l've got an extra pair of pants for that suit．
“沒(méi)事兒，”丈夫安慰她說(shuō)，你忘了我這套衣服有兩條褲子。

"Yes,”said the woman.cheering up. "And it's luckY you have.I used another pants to patch the hole."
”是的，“妻子高興地說(shuō)，幸虧你還有一條，我后來(lái)就用它來(lái)補(bǔ)了這個(gè)洞了。

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