不做作業的理由最高境界的理由
最高境界的理由
I was too worried about genocide in obscure African nations to focus on homework。
我十分擔心暗藏殺機的非洲國家將面臨種族滅絕大屠殺,實在無法集中注意力做作業了。
(家事國事天下事,事事關心,無可厚非嘛~)
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