我知道我可以指望你了

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Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.

"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

"We're short-handed, Smith" the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off.""Thanks, boss," says Smith "I knew I could count on you!"

史密斯去見他的主管?！袄习?，”他說，“我們明天做一些很重的家務，我妻子需要我幫忙清潔閣樓和車庫，搬搬東西。”“我們人手不足，史密斯，”老板回答?！蔽也荒芙o你一天假。”“謝謝，老板，”史密斯說，“我知道我可以指望你了！”

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