英語幽默漫畫帶翻譯：騙子（雙語）
A:Hey, dad, how can you tell when someone’s lying?
A:嗨，爸爸，怎樣才能知道誰說謊了？
Dad:How do I know? Go ask an expert.
爸爸：我怎么知道，去問專家。
A:Ok. Hey, mom...
A:哦，媽媽~~
B: I’d like to join your liars club.
B:我想加入你的說謊者俱樂部。
C: Ok, you’ll need to fill out an application.
C:好的，你需要填一張申請表。
C: Occupation?
C:職業
B:Mule skinner.
B: 騾夫
C: Age?
C:年齡？
B:20
B:20
C:Weight?
C:體重？
B:92 LBS.
B:92磅
C:Hey, what the heck...Go on in and make yourself at home!
C:哦，見鬼，你可以隨時回家了。
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