英語(yǔ)幽默笑話30秒U(xiǎn)nit7：All In the family都在這一家(雙語(yǔ))
All In the family
都在這一家
Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school .
八十歲大的 莎莉從學(xué)校把她的成績(jī)報(bào)告卡帶回家。
Her marks were good mostly .
她的成績(jī)不錯(cuò)，
A's and a couple of B'S .
大部分都是A，還有幾個(gè)B。
However ,her teacher had written across the bottom,
可是， 她韻老師在卡片下方寫(xiě)道：
"SALLY is a smart little girl,but she has one fault,
“莎莉是個(gè)聰明的小女孩，但是她有一個(gè)毛病。
she talks too much in school.I have an idea I am going to try,
她在學(xué)校太愛(ài)講話。我有一個(gè)想法我要來(lái)試試看，
which I think may break her of the bad habit."
我認(rèn)為．這個(gè)想法可能會(huì)讓她改掉這個(gè)壞習(xí)慣。”
Sally's dad signed her report card,
莎莉的爸爸簽了她的學(xué)習(xí)報(bào)告卡，
putting a note on the back ,
并在卡片背面注記：
"Please let me know if your idea work on SALLY
“如果你的想法對(duì)莎莉很有效，請(qǐng)你讓我知道，
because I would like to try it out on her mother."
因?yàn)槲蚁胍阉囉迷谒龐寢屔砩稀?/p>
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