英語(yǔ)笑話:making faces
導(dǎo)語(yǔ)：笑話讓人快樂(lè)^_^中西方人的笑點(diǎn)不一樣，也許你覺(jué)得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺(jué)得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學(xué)到知識(shí)喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語(yǔ)笑話小編一起來(lái)欣賞這則英語(yǔ)笑話吧(*^__^*) ……
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was told if I made ugly faces, my face would freeze and stay like that". Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
史密斯小姐發(fā)現(xiàn)她的一名學(xué)生在操場(chǎng)上向別人做鬼臉，便去輕責(zé)他。
這位主日學(xué)校的老師甜甜地微笑著，說(shuō)："博比，我小的時(shí)候，有人告訴我如果我做鬼臉，我的臉就會(huì)僵硬，永遠(yuǎn)都那么丑。"
博比抬頭看了看老師，說(shuō)："史密斯小姐，你可別說(shuō)沒(méi)人警告過(guò)你啊。"
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