英語(yǔ)笑話:你是下一個(gè)
導(dǎo)語(yǔ)：笑話讓人快樂(lè)^_^中西方人的笑點(diǎn)不一樣，也許你覺(jué)得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺(jué)得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學(xué)到知識(shí)喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語(yǔ)笑話小編一起來(lái)欣賞這則英語(yǔ)笑話吧(*^__^*) ……
When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.
My grandmother would tell me, "You're next."
However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
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