不是我的錯
Mother (reprimanding her small daughter): You mustn't pull the cat's tail.
Daughter: I'm only holding it, Mom. The cat's doing the pulling.
不是我的錯
媽媽(正教訓她的女兒):你不該拽貓的尾巴。
女兒:媽,我只是握著貓尾巴,它自己在拽。
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