學問與錢

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Your view of things, is not it also reflects the real attitude of your heart?
你對事情的看法，是不是也反映出你內心真正的態度？
After his father five-star hotel door and saw a very luxury imported cars.
父子二人經過五星級飯店門口，看到一輛十分豪華的進口轎車。
Son of disdain for his father, said: "The people who take such a vehicle, necessarily Moyouxuewen stomach!"
兒子不屑地對他的父親說：“坐這種車的人，肚子里一定沒有學問！”
Father answered lightly: say such things, certainly no money pocket
父親則輕描淡寫地答道：“說這種話的人，口袋里一定沒有錢?！?

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