外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹86：他是我的(中英)

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There seems to be many more widows than widowers in my community. So it was nice to see a couple I know, married 51 years, doing their weekly food shopping together at our local market.

我住的那一帶，寡婦似乎要比鰥夫多得多。因此，看到我認識的一對結婚已經51年的夫婦，每周一次一起在當地的商場里采購食品，真讓人感到高興。

He pushed the grocery cart as his wife, shopping list in hand placed each item in- side. When they went to the counter, she discovered that she had forgotten to pick up a package of prunes.

丈夫推著購物車，妻子手里拿著購物單，將每一樣東西放進車里。當他們最后快要去結帳時，妻子發現她忘了拿上一盒話梅。

"You get the eggs and milk，”she told her husband. "I' 11 go back for the prunes and then catch up with you.”

“你去拿雞蛋和牛奶，”她告訴丈夫。“我去取話梅，然后來追你。”

A few minutes later, prunes in hand, she found her husband in conversation with a woman of about her age. She listened to them for a minute as she approached the cart，then tossed in the prunes.

幾分鐘以后，她手里拿著話梅回來時，發現她的丈夫正在和一個年紀和她差不多的女人談話。她向購物車走過去，聽他們講了一會兒，然后將話梅丟進車里。

Annoyed, the woman nudged her aside, whispering，"Get lost. He's mine!"

那個女人被激怒了，將她推到一邊，低聲說道:“走開，他是我的!”

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