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- 幽默
- Two Birds Teacher： Here are two birds， one is a swallow， the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which？ Student： I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher： Please tell us. Student： The...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- physics Examination
- A physics Examination Once in a physics examination， Nick finished the first question very soon， while his classmates were thinking it hard.The question was： When it thunders why do we see the lighti...
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- Jokes - Helpdesk Queries
- Hi， this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Helpdesk： Have you tried pushing the button？ Customer： Yes， sure， it's really stuck. Helpdesk： That doesn't sound good； I'll make a note …… Cus...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- My First and My Last
- When George was thirty-five， he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks. George had a friend. His name was Mark. One da...
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- The Wolf and The Crane
- One day a Wolf， who was eating his dinner much too fast， swallowed a bone， which stuck in his throat and pained him very much. He tried to get it out， but could not. Just then he saw a Crane p...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Two Tickets Please
- A young man was in love with a girl. At one weekend， he invited his girlfriend to the cinema. When they were at the ticket box， the young man said to the ticket seller， "Two tickets， please. " When th...
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- Keep it on My Floor
- My 16-year-old son， Jeff， is a boy any parent would be proud of ――until you see the floor of his room， covered with layers of clothes， magazines and sports equipment. Recently I accompanied Jeff to...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Attraction of the Map
- Mr. Smith taught English at a school .At the beginning of his lesson， he liked to have one of his students give a report on any subject. When it was Jack's turn， he told his audience about his elder...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- What Grade
- Kristin，， my 17-year-old niece， had just gotten her driver's license and offered to take her mom's car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps， and the attendant asked， "What grade，...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- An Adult Decision
- The year before my son turned 18， he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a tattoo， but I refused to sign permission for one. He argued that soon he would be a man and he should be able to make adult...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- That Mountain Over There
- My son and I became lost while hiking high in the southern Rockies. I immediately went to work with my map and compass to determine where we had gone off course. My son， an electronics engineer， pro...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Where Do You Want These Blinds
- A drill sergeant ordered two young female recruits to paint a room in the barracks， stressing that they not get any paint on their uniforms. Doubtful they could avoid ruining their clothes， the wome...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Whose Dog Was the Smartest
- Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man， an engineer， called to his dog， "T Square， show your stuff. " The dog trotted over to a desk， pulled out a paper and pencil， and...
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- What Will Be the Headline
- When a man in Macon， Ga. ， came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy， he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident， congratulated the man and told hi...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A Challenging Hunt
- A woman answered her front door and found two boys holding a list. "Lady，" one of them explained， "we are on a treasure hunt， and we need three grains of wheat， a pork-chop bone and a piece of used ca...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- You are Not Going to Make it
- Gravely ill， a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway. "Your husband is very sick， " the doctor said， "but there ar...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A Pleasant Surprise
- A friend of mine had been wanting new kitchen cabinets for a long time， but her husband insisted they were an extravagance. She went to visit her mother for two weeks， and when she returned， she was...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A Clever dog
- A dog owner claimed that his pet， when given money， would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted off， but an hour...
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- It Seemed like Hours
- As a band instructor at an elementary school， I require my students to turn in practice sheets signed by their parents so I can be sure they are putting in enough time. I had to laugh， however， when...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- I Want to Get Out
- A bar owner locked up his place at 2 a. m. and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang." What time do you open up in the morning ？" he heard an obviously inebr...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Nest and Hair
- My sister， a primary school teacher， was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. "What kind of bird？" my sister asked. "I didn't see the bird， m...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- I Never Work after Supper
- A penny-pinching farmer didn't want his hired hand to stop working. One morning， he told the farmhand， "It's such a nuisance to come in from the field，， wash up for lunch and take time to eat. Why don...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Coffee Problem
- A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee， Doctor， I have a stabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do？" he asked . "Take the spoon out of your cup. " answered the do...
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- I have Just Bitten My Tongue
- "Are we poisonous？" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes， dear，" she replied - "Why do you ask？" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue！ "更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注 英語...
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- 消防訓練
- After the school children had staged several practice fire drills， the fire chief and his staff were called to watch the elementary school pupils go through the drills again. With the ringin...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
