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- 蝸牛的故事
- When a snail crossed the road， he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in the emergency room， he was asked what caused the accident. “I really can't remember，” the snail replied...
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- 不在這里
- Kathy and Polly were friends but they liked playing tricks on each other One day Kathy met Polly in the street. She said， “Hi， Polly. It's good to see you.” “How can you see me when I'm...
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- 海軍軍官候補生
- One of my fellow midshipmen at the U. S. Naval Academy was performing poorly in class and reported to his company officer for counseling.， “Your marks are deplorable！” the officer scolded. “I...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他們都是這么說的
- While sitting on the bleachers during my youngest son's baseball game， I overheard another mother talking about her three-year-old daughter， who was playing with a neighbor's boy. The little gir...
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- 糊涂父親
- The morning following the birth of our first child， my husband was mistakenly directed to the room of another new mother on the maternity floor. As he walked into the room， he bent over the nap-...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 生意不好
- A salesman was chatting with the owner of a motel.“Business is terrible，” said the motel owner. 'Really bad.“ “But every time I drive by here you have the 'no vacancy' sign on. ” said t...
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- 作弊者
- Donald was not very good at math. He could not understand the teacher's explanations. Even when the teacher explained something a second time， Donald still could not understand it. “N...
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- 給哪一個回電話
- After I took office as mayor of a small Kentucky city， an unfortunate incident precipitated some hateful phone calls to my home. One night while I was conducting a city-council meeting， my wife...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 地坑
- There was once a farmer who lived near a road. It was not a busy road， but from time to time， cars passed the farm. Near the farm gate， there was a large hole in the road. This hole was...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 欲買馬之人
- Then there was the preacher who decided to sell his horse. A prospective buyer was impressed with the animal， but the preacher said， “ I must warn you-he only responds to 'church talk'. Go is '...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 匆忙的打斷
- The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the...
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- 難解的問題
- I suggested that perhaps it was made for a much taller man. “I don't think so，” he said. “If I stand on my toes， it still fits the same.” Notes： （1） puzzlement n.困惑；苦恩 （2） colleague n.同...
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- 小小的意外
- When his wife was expecting their third child， a father decided to tell his two sons， ages seven and nine， the facts of life. He checked out several books from the library on how parents should a...
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- 出色的回答
- My five-year-old son was not picking up his toys while I was preparing dinner as I had asked him. When I inquired why he wasn't doing his chores， he said that he didn't feel like it. Exasperate...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 貓與托盤
- An antiques collector was passing a small shop when he noticed a cat on the sidewalk out front， licking milk from a saucer. The man immediately realized the saucer was very old and valuable. He...
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- 長生不老
- A man was selling medicines at a fair. At first he sold bottles of a cure for colds for just a dollar a bottle. Many people wanted to buy it and the man's young assistant moved quickly thro...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 節食族
- Mom was very proud that she'd lost ten pounds. On the way to the store with my husband and me she talked of little else. We dropped her off in the lingerie department， but when we returned， we c...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 年長者階層
- During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother， I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news， he bent down and gave her a kiss for th...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 讓人無奈的孩子
- When they're together， my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday， I put my foot down. “All right， you two，” I said sternly. “No screaming ， grabbing， whining， hitting，...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 駕車的小伙子
- My infant daughter began crying as I drove home from the store， and since she was harnessed to her safety seat in the back， I couldn't console her. Stopping for a red light， I turned around and w...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 從未來訪
- A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says， “Six weeks ago when I was in your office， you told me to go home， get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called....
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 假日巡航游
- One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays， the travel agent hits him with a bat， knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 如是請求
- I had fallen and dislocated my elbow， which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain that the signature on my checks would look odd due to my acc...
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 兩個比目魚問題
- Simon was an inveterate fisherman， well known for exaggerating the size of “the one that got away”。 But there came a day when he actually caught two enormous flounders. He immediately invite...
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- 在超級市場
- At the supermarket I noticed an elderly man who seemed to be following me wherever I went. As I moved to each aisle， there he was， smiling at me. Now I was wondering if he was interested in me....
2018-12-27 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
