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- 英文笑話:Engineering Joke
- Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said， "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said...
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- 英文笑話:Those days
- Not so long ago…… An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano！ Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a b...
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- 英文笑話:Principle of Life
- Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. One should love animals. They are so tasty. Love everybody. Love every body. Save water. Shower with your boy（girl）friend...
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- 英文笑話:If only I have pussy
- Joke：If only I have pussy A Guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and an absolutely gorgeous looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker...
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- 英文笑話:Collegiate Canine
- A young boy goes off to college， but about 1/3 way through the semester， he has foolishly squandered what money his parents gave him. "Hmmmm，" he wonders， "How am I gonna get more dough？" The...
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- 英文笑話:Their stories
- HER STORY： He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar. I thought it might have been because I was a bit late but he didn't say much about it. The conversation was quite slow going so I thou...
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- 英文笑話:Smart Women
- The other day， my friends and I went to a "Ladies Night Club." One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us， so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us， my friend...
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- 英文笑話:The Good, Bad and Ugly
- Good： Your wife is pregnant. Bad： It's triplets Ugly： You had a vasectomy five years ago Good： Your wife's not talking to you Bad： She wants a divorce Ugly： She's a lawyer Good： Your son...
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- 英文笑話:Kinki Lady
- There was a middle aged lady who was now living alone her divorce having gone through a few years before. She worked in a very responsible position within the National Health Service in the U.K. S...
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- 英文笑話:4 Times
- A chinese guy arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the everning. Once in the room they undress， climb into bed， and made love. When finished， the man jumps up， runs over to the window，...
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- 英文笑話:Brangging Rights
- Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. The three men started talking， bragging about their sons. ...
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- 英文笑話:Top 45 Oxymorons
- Joke：Top 45 Oxymorons 45. Act naturally 44. Found missing 43. Resident alien 42. Advanced BASIC 41. Genuine imitation 40. Airline Food 39. Good grief 38. Same difference 37. Alm...
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- 英文笑話:Tourist from China
- A Hokkien man with very poor， practically no English knowledge once visited the United States. His name happened to be： Teng Xiao Ping. At the Immigration， the officer asked him a few questions t...
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- 英文笑話:Chauffeur
- The Pope is touring America in his limo and he asked the driver， "Why don't you let me drive for awhile？" The driver thinks to himself， "Well I can't say no to him， he's the Pope." So the drive...
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- 英文笑話:Modern day nursery rhymes
- Joke：Modern day nursery rhymes Jack and Jill Went up the hill To have a little fun Stupid jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son. Mary had a little lamb， Little lamb， l...
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- 英文笑話:Painless Birth
- A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival， the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to...
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- 英文笑話:Rabbi and Priest
- A rabbi and a priest are two good friends since God-knows-when. One winter day they went out in the rabbi's car. after having a meal downtown they decided to return to their suburb homes. and...
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- 英文笑話:GM Helpline
- General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive， because people don't buy cars like they buy computers， but imagine if they did…… HELPLINE： "General Motors H...
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- 英文笑話:The Presidential Clock
- Our good buddy Bill Clinton was assigned a new intern named Sally. Being the polite gentleman he is， Bill went to visit Sally and ask her if she needed any questions answered. She said no， so...
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- 英文笑話:Court Jester
- Actual word for word quotes from the witness stand： Q： What is your date of birth？ A： July fifteenth. Q： What year？ A： Every year. Q： What gear were you in at the moment of the impact？ ...
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- 英文笑話:Poetry about Dicks
- I'll tell you a short poem； I'll try to make it quick. The subject is quite simple： The joy of having a dick. Penises are super things； You ladies should be jealous. An organ su...
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- 英文笑話:Liverpool FC
- Joke：Liverpool FC What's long， scouse， and goes around corners？ The dole queue. Why is the Anfield grass so green？ Because every week they put millions of pounds worth of shit on it. Why did...
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- 英文笑話:Posh Spice
- Posh Spice interview on Talk Radio Posted by MHL Ferret on 05 October ， 1999 at 17：07：38：This is a word for word account from the transcript of a Talk Radio phone in with Victoria Adams （Posh Spice...
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- 英文笑話:Sings in England
- Joke：Sings in England Sign in a laundromat ： AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES： PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. In an office ： WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YES...
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- 英文笑話:Dating Guide
- CAUCASIAN WOMAN： First date： You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date： You get to grope all over and make out. Third date： You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then you promise to mar...
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