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- Over too soon
- A man and his wife are watching a Mike Tyson boxing match on pay-per-view TV. The husband sighs and says， “I m so disappointed！ It was all over in four minutes. What a fucking rip-off（索取高價，偷...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Who Should be Given the Present?
- A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, “Who is the most obedient, never talks back to mother and does everything...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幾個英語詞 ONLY A FEW WORDS
- ONLY A FEW WORDS At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. “Don't you speak English at all？” the...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- MONEY AND FRIENDS
- MONEY AND FRIENDS A： Which do you find more important, money or friends？ B： Friends, of course. A： Why？ B： I can always borrow money from friends. 錢和朋友 甲：你認為錢和朋友哪一個更...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一群醉酒人
- Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night, look at the moon.” The other drunk stops and look at his drunk friend. “You are wrong, that's not the...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我想看另一位醫生
- An old man was dying of illness. His doctor, thinking it was no longer necessary to hide anything from him, came down to his bedside： “Since it has got so bad, I believe you need to know...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我們中的一個要上鏡頭了
- While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them. In running, one journalist said to the other：“Can't run any more！ W...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 該我上課了
- On a snowstorm day, a college professor drove 75 kilos to teach only to find one audience in the classroom. Then, when he finished lecturing and was ready to leave, the person that has been si...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 七點二十了，快起床
- A couple stopped talking to each other after a quarrel. However, the husband was worried about to catch up a meeting early next morning, so he wrote his wife a note：“Please wake me up at 7：00am...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 那只烤好的乳豬
- A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat：“Not bad, I am next to the pig.” But then he noticed the angry fat...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 搞笑的IT美眉
- A sunny morning, a girl working in an IT company was so absorbed by her work that she didn't notice her skirt was gripped by her desk drawer. When she stood up, she heard a hissing sound and f...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Pig or Witch 豬還是女巫
- A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells “PIG！！” The man immediately leans...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 她寧愿買一件禮物
- SHE'D RATHER BUY A GIFT While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. “That's okay,” he said, “The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and ob...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個發怒妻子的祈禱
- A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing at him. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late. His wife accuses him of gambling aga...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Part-time Job 業余工作
- Part-time Job When my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. He came home all smiles. “How was your first day？” I asked. “It was...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 數學沒及格 Flunking Math
- Flunking Math My son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Ind., called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a psychology stude...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 研究生與本科生的區別
- “I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class,” observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. “When I sa...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 抄襲 Plagiarism
- Plagiarism A friend of mine who teachs European history at Washington University in St. Louis tell about the time he spotted a plagiarized term paper. He summoned the student to his office....
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Class and Ass 班和笨驢
- Class and Ass Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door： “Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.” A student, after reading the notice, rubbed out the “c”。 ...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The Same Service 同樣的服務
- The Same Service A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. “When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the sho...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 勢均力敵 A Fine Match
- A Fine Match One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 孿生龍蝦 Twin Lobsters
- 孿生龍蝦 我當演員取得成功后，想在媽媽面前炫耀一番。于是，我帶著她到拉斯維加斯的凱撒宮去吃飯。在菜譜中有道菜是“孿生龍蝦――45美元。” “你為什么不點那個呢，媽？”我問道：“我知道你很喜歡吃龍蝦了。...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 家規 A Family Rule
- 家規 瓊斯夫婦晚上很少出門，但上星期六，瓊斯太太對丈夫說：“電影院今晚有場好電影，我們去看好嗎？” 瓊斯先生很樂意，于是他們就去了。兩個人都喜歡那部電影。 晚上十一點，他們從電影院出來，鉆進汽車，開始駕車...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 迪斯尼之族 A Trip to Disney
- 迪斯尼之族 弗羅里達州的迪斯尼樂園是一個迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及兩個孩子前往旅游，我們全身心地沉醉在它的各種奇觀之中。精疲力竭地玩了三天之后，我們要回家了。 當我們驅車離開時，兒子揮手說：“再...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我很高興
- I'm Glad A Sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. “Now, children,” she said, “has anyone of you ever made someone else glad？” “Please, tea...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
