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- 腦移植
- Brain Transplant A wealthy man lay critically ill. “There's only one thing that will save you,” his doctor said. “ A brain transplant. it's experimental and very expensive.” “Money...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 兩顆心臟在跳動
- TWO HEARTS BEATING Nurse： How do you feel after your operation？ Patient： Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse： No wonder the doctor who operated on you was l...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- It depends 看情況
- It depends Traveler： Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto？ Ticket agent： That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago. 看情況 旅行者：我還能趕上3點鐘那班...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 你爸爸幫你了嗎？
- One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to h...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 想做壞夢
- Excuse for Speeding Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over. ‘Why on earth were you driving so fast？' the policeman yelled. 'Our brakes are no good-so...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 沒把頭發全剪掉啊！
- I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules： clerks had to have their hair cut in their...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 超速的理由
- Excuse for Speeding Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over. ‘Why on earth were you driving so fast？' the policeman yelled. 'Our brakes are no good-so...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Buying A Hat
- BUYING A HAT A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience the salesman was afraid that she might...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 精力旺盛的妻子
- AN ENERGETIC WIFE Neighbor： I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you？ Husband： It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the w...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- CD唱機
- CD Player While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salespe...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 世界上最偉大的擊劍手
- The World's Greatest Swordsman At an exhibition of the world's best swordsman, the third-place fencer took the stage. A fly was released, and with an arc of his sword he cut the fly in half...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 浣熊
- Raccoons Part of my job at the state fish and wildlife department is to lend equipment to residents for trapping and relocating raccoons. A man who had been successful at capturing one of t...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Who discovered America
- TEACHER ： PAPPU, go to the map and find North America. PAPPU ： Here it is！ TEACHER ： Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ？ CLASS ： PAPPU！ 老師：帕普，去地圖前找到北美洲。 帕普：在這...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一秒鐘與一百萬
- A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says： “God, what is a million dollars to you？” and God says： “A penny”, then the man says： “God, what is a million years to you？” and God sa...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 奇怪的關系
- Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations, you got twins.” The man said “How...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- A POOR MAN!
- “Oh, my poor man,” exclaimed the kind old lady， “It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind.” “You're absolutely right,” said the beggar, obviously an...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- If you love someone
- If You Love Someone Shakespeare： if you love someone, Set her free …… If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, here's the poison, suicide yourself for her. Op...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 充滿智慧的英文短信
- 搞笑短信 Roses are red, violence is blue, …… Someone like you belongs to the zoo！ Don't be mad, don't be blue, Einstein was ugly too！ Every morning I pray2 God th...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 上帝不聾但奶奶聾
- God and Grandma Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began prayin...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 他為什么喊
- Why Is He Howling Dentist： Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient： I know, but you are standing on my foot！更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我想我是一只雞
- I think that I'm a chicken Psychiatrist： What's your problem？ Patient： I think I'm a chicken. Psychiatrist： How long has this been going on？ Patient： Ever since I was an egg！ 精神病醫...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 盲人摸象
- A Hindoo Fable - by John Godfrey Saxe I It was six men of Indostan To learning much inclined, Who went to see the Elephant （Thought all of them were blind）。 That each by obser...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 搞笑武俠英語翻譯
- 九陽神功 nine man''s power （九個男子的力量） 九陰真經 nine woman''story （九個女人的故事） 九陰白骨爪 nine woman catch a white bone（九個女人抓著一個白骨，老外看了還以為會出現召喚獸呢） 神照經 god...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 上海話與英語
- 蹩腳――BILGE，船底污水，引申為骯臟的、下三濫、劣質的 大興――DASHY，浮華，華而不實，引申為假的、冒牌的、劣質的 骯三――ONSALE，二手貨賤賣，引申為垃圾貨、形容人的品質低劣 癟三――BEG SIR，乞丐先生，用...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 是什么讓男人走在女人的后面
- Reversal of Roles Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War. She noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands....
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
