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- 充氣男娃為單身女司機壯膽
- LONDON （Reuters） - He fits in a car's glove box（手套箱）, appears at a flick of a switch（輕輕地打開）and when a woman has finished using him, she can just pull the plug（塞頭）and he deflates（放氣）。 He'...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Cheap price for a horse
- After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this：“ Horse saddle and bridle for $50.” 一個人衷愛的馬死了，他打算在報上登則廣告如下：“50元賣馬鞍和馬韁繩。”...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Which woman?
- One evening I drove my husband's car to the shopping mall. 一天晚上我開著丈夫的車去購物， On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I f...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Health forms
- windshield 擋風玻璃The school health forms had been distributed to the students with an error――the word “Sex” had been spelled with an “o”。 某學校發給學生的健康調查表里有個錯別字――...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Importance of a second language
- A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away. 一天，一只貓媽媽領著4只小貓在路上走，卻遇到了一只大狗。...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 潮流的記單詞法(搞怪)
- 最潮流的記英語單詞法，想忘掉也難 bumpkin 土包子，鄉巴老（不bu像map=mp國王king=kin） Humble （過分）謙遜；卑微（就成土Hum包b子了le，human人；人類，女媧用濕的泥土捏成了人，所以hum是可表示三種前綴1.人 2.濕 3.土）...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- to teach a fish how to swim
- 你有聽不游泳的？你有聽因不游泳而被淹死的事？如果有的，我想和那被人嘲笑了幾百年的心天塌下的杞人就有什么差了，必定成人茶余后的笑料。 作一種本能，兒天生就是游泳的，完全適水底生活，如果有人想教兒how to swim，...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- The best answer 最佳答案
- A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out？" The winning...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- from America 它們是從美國帶來的
- Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counte...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Headstone "Strange"的墓石
- A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," re...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 原來如此(中英)
- That's Why Jimmy started painting when he was three years old， and when he was five， he was already very good at it. He painted many beautiful and interesting pictures， and people paid a lot o...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 睡前禱告詞(中英)
- Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God，" she said， "make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy." Her mother interrupted and said. "Julie，...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 一個數學問題(中英)
- A Problem in Arithmetic Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic， and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily. One day on his way to...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 幸運的母親(中英)
- Lucky Mother A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening， she was giving her small daughterher tea before...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 小妹妹(中英)
- A Baby Sister Nurse： Don't you like your new baby sister， Johnnie？ Johnnie：She's all right， but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister， and now he'll think I'm trying to...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 纏住不放(中英)
- Persistance Returning from a golf outing， my husband was greeted at the door by Sara， our four-year-old daughter. "Daddy， who won the golf game？ You or Uncle Richie？" "Uncle Richie and I don'...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我教老師(中英)
- I Taught the Teacher Mother asked her little boy， "Darling， what did the teacher teach you today？" "Nothing， Mum，" answered the son proundly， "instead， she asked me how much one plus two was， an...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 小男孩與驢子
- A Small Boy and a Donkey A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad. "What are you holding onto your brother so tight for...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 世界上最強的中國式英文
- 1.we two who and who？ 咱倆誰跟誰阿 2.how are you ？ how old are you？ 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3.you don't bird me，I don't bird you 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你 4.you have seed I will give you some color t...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 超速行駛的理由:讓風吹干我的汽車
- 惠靈頓：一個新西蘭男人以超過法定速度的兩倍開車而被拘，他的理由是需要加大油門好讓風吹干他的汽車。37歲的羅杰。丹尼爾以每小時120公里的速度在限速50公里的新西蘭北部城鎮璜加雷一帶開車被逮住后給出了這么一個...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:The Casino
- Joke：The Casino A woman was in a gambling casino for the first time. At the roulette she says， "I have no idea what number to play." A young， good-looking man nearby suggests she play her a...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Dam
- Joke：Dam One day in science，the teacher is talking about dam.A student ask the teacher，"Do you have any dam （damn）picture？？"All people in the classroom laugh！！更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:57 Chevy
- Joke：57 Chevy This here's a story about Josh and his 57 Chevy. Now， his Chevy wasn't licensed but Josh used to drive it on the back roads around his farm. Well， one day last summer， the old...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:King Solomon
- Joke：King Solomon Two women came before wise King Solomon， dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. "This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter，" said one. "No！ He agre...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 英文笑話:Samy Vellu
- Joke：Samy Vellu Samy Vellu aka Semi Value broke his right arm （the one he uses to write）。 All the doktors and the spesialis in kay ell couldn't help him and so off he went to India to seek ay...
2018-12-25 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
