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- Economists in parades
- There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union. After the tanks and the troops and the planes and the missiles rolled by there came ten men dressed in black. “Are...
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- Repairing the phone
- A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a popular truck stop， and was greatly inconvenienced when the phone went out of commission. Repeated requests for repair brought on...
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- Japanese management lecture
- Four corporate presidents， one English， one French， one Japanese and one American， were on their way to an international business conference when they were kidnapped by terrorists and taken to a s...
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- Accountant and farmer
- A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. Stopping to rest， he tells the shepherd， “I will bet you $100 against one of your sheep that I c...
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- Finding accountants
- A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant. His friend asks， “Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago？” The businessman replies， “T...
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- Nerds versus jocks
- An answer to the eternal question “Is it better to be a jock or a nerd？” Michael Jordan will make over $300，000 a game： $10，000 a minute， assuming he averages about 30 minutes per game. Ass...
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- The boss tells some jokes
- The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked up. Everybody， but one girl laughed uproariously. “What's the matter？”...
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- Looks bad on resume cover letters
- 1. I'm really keen to work for you， I hear the drugs are good. 2. I regret that I have no references. Unfortunately， every company I have worked for has since closed down. 3. I'll kill mys...
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- Businessman is dying
- A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said， “Bill， I want you to promise me that when I die you will have my remains cremated.” “And what，” his friend asked， “do you want me...
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- The results of a government study
- For the past three years， the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for unemployment. They have concluded that a 7% unemployment level is accepta...
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- Bosses versus workers
- When I take a long time， I am slow. When my boss takes a long time， he is thorough. When I don't do it， I am lazy. When my boss doesn't do it， he's too busy. When I do it without being...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Question and answer Lawyer jokes 2
- Q： What do you get if you put 100 lawyers in your basement？ A： A whine cellar. Q： What do you call a lawyer gone bad？ A： Your honor. Q： What do you call a judge gone bad？ A： Senator. ...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Need a new lawyer
- Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawyer 1. Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser. 2. When the prosecutors see your lawyer， they high-five each other....
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- Free haircuts
- A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut， but the barber refused， saying， “you do God work.” The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- Question and answer Lawyer jokes 1
- Q： When attorneys die， why do they bury them 600 feet underground？ A： Because deep down， they're really nice guys. Q： If you drop a snake and an attorney off the Empire State Building， which on...
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- Learning a lesson
- A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from college and law school with honors， he returned home to join his father's firm， intent on proving h...
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- Lawyers on a jury
- A trial had been scheduled in a small town， but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an exceptionally simple case， the judge ordered...
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- Who handles cases?
- Nugent needed legal advice， so he walked into the office of Gregory， Ellis and Gregory. Nugent sat down at the desk of the senior member of the firm. “If you're not rally in bad trouble， I'll...
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- What is two plus two?
- An engineer， a physicist， and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed first， and was asked a long list of qu...
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- Helping a criminal
- When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested， we call him an accomplice. When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after the criminal get...
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- Is there a way to thank you?
- “How can I ever thank you？” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow， after he had solved her legal troubles. “My dear woman，” Darrow replied， “ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 我可以喝水嗎?
- A BOY is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later， the boy said： “Dad……” “What？？ “I'm thirsty. Can you bring me water ？？”“No. Lights out，” dad replied. A little later， the boy a...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事 -
- 秘魯老人
- Old Man From Peru（秘魯老人） There was an old man from peru， who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke in a fright， in the middle of the night， and found it was perfectly true！ 有位秘魯老人，夢...
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- 蜜蜂是忙碌的小東西
- The Bee Is Such a Busy Soul（蜜蜂是忙碌的小東西） The bee is such a busy soul. It has no time for birth control， and that is why in times like these， there are so many sons of bees. 蜜蜂是忙碌...
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- 幽默短文
- Humour1 Teacher： What's your favourite food？ Sam：Hamburgers. Teacher： Well， please spell it. Sam： Oh， I change my mind. My favourite food is cake. Humour2 Mum： Billy， what are your do...
2018-12-10 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
